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Something most people try to avoid being due to a lack of trust for Mr. Clean.
Mr. Clean had no friends once he became Mr. Clean.

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I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit
Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂 

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

cleandirty 

When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.
She dropped an Oreo but it was only on the floor for a second so it's cleandirty and safe to eat.
cleandirty by Tongueler February 11, 2017