claim to lame

A claim to fame, which is lame

"I know everyone knows it now but I was one of the first 100,000 people to have seen "Gangnam Style" on Youtube."
"Wow! That's some claim to lame! Have you considered putting that on your business card?"

by Portmaguese1 October 7, 2012

clam jammy

When a guy gets stuck in a woman.

Agh! Dude, I'm stuck in this clam jammy!

by White Attache November 10, 2013

Clam Tap

The female equivalent to "tea bagging".

Description: A female repeatedly tapping her gentile region on the head of another person with or without clothing.

"To announce her victory over her boyfriend when beating him at his favorite game Kelly clam tapped his ass"

by Ivana tap December 23, 2013

Clam cough

When a female expunges air from her vagina.

During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.

by Halc March 4, 2014

clam coma

A pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma.

"Damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma".

by Mister Kleen March 14, 2014

Clam Batter

The vaginal secretion of a woman during times of extreme arousal and sexual pleasure.

Sally was so turned on, she drenched me in clam batter

by CyanideStudios May 12, 2014

clam piece

Another glorious term for a woman's hoohaa, more formally known as the vagina. Clam is used in relation to the ocean and it's fishy aroma.

Boy: "What is wrong?"
Girl: "There is sand in my clam piece and it's itchy!"

by SauceBossRoss May 29, 2014