champagne

Champagne is to take your dick and swing it around while pissing so you piss all over the place.

I'm on a party at this asshole's house and I have to go to the restroom. Champagne!!!!!!!!!

by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013

pimp chimpin

when you are a mf god and have fucking fun
is like a movement, make this shit something
together we

PIMP CHIMPIN.

by Goddus May 27, 2020

Champagne Supernova

When you shake up a champagne bottle (must contain champagne only) insert the tip of the bottle into the arsehole of a willing volunteer and let chemistry do the rest .

A champagne supernova.

"We performed a 'champagne supernova' on my friend in the backyard for a dare."

by Elijahri September 23, 2019

chimpo

Conversationally appropriate reference to a man's penis.

Neighbor one: "You seems to be walking with a slight limp?"

Neighbor two: "I turned around and smacked my, pardon me, 'chimpo', on the mailbox."

by gappa March 2, 2004

ChampCar

A once-mighty open wheel racing championship that has been reduced to a shadow of its former self with too many foreign drivers, idiotic decisions by its owners, and horrible, horrible marketing. Their races are now known as a substitute for a sleeping pill for American race fans.

I needed to get some shuteye, so I tuned in the ChampCar "race" at Surfers...went out like a light and slept like a baby.

by CE December 10, 2004

breakfast of champions

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal

Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions

by bootznkatznktzn November 7, 2011

Champagne Socialist

Anybody, though more often, public figures, who are both wealthy, and support socialism. 'Champagne Socialist' is a word used to discredit any left-leaning argument, valid or not, that a person with wealth puts forth.

"When I was poor and I complained about inequality people said I was bitter. Now I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite, a champagne socialist. I'm beginning to think they just don't want inequality on the agenda because it is a real problem that needs to be addressed."

by bertsly May 25, 2017