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keep the change

a term that can be used in the place of bump that, screw that, who cares, or other related terms. to properly execute a "keep the change," one must witness something that requires such a statement, then imitate someone jerking off and extend your hand forward opening your fingers as if you ejaculated. this hand motion must be done along with saying the words "keep the change."

the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.
"The new york giants won the superbowl?!?!?! keep the change."

"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."
by MilkMan9 April 5, 2008
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sex change

While it may one day be possible in the future, sex change is but a myth in this day and age. Even though it is legally recognized, so-called "sex change surgery" is in reality nothing more than genital mutilation and body modification followed by hormone treatments.

It goes by many fanciful, inventive, politically correct names: sex reassignment surgery, sex reassignment therapy, gender reassignment, genital reconstruction surgery, or sex affirmation surgery.

But the pure and simple fact is that people conceived with XX chromosomes are female, and people conceived with XY chromosomes are male. There is currently no known medical procedure to change this in any way. Changing sex will be possible when and if such technology is developed, but until such time it remains a myth.
Normal Man: Sorry, but you were born a man, and I'm strictly heterosexual, therefore I want nothing to do with you.

Disfigured Man: But I had sex change surgery! I'm legally a woman now!

Normal Man: No, you're just a feminine-looking man with XY chromosomes and mutilated genitals. Not interested.
by klopek007 March 24, 2010
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changes

someone who does something different then they used to..
watchin people changin is sad if u liked them before

a song by tupac everything changed since he died
by m money October 8, 2003
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Chags

Chags stands for "Car Hide And Go Seek", which is a game played just like normal HAGS, but in neighborhoods, with teams of 2 people per car.
"I'm so stoked for CHAGS tonight man!"
by Tizz Mizzle July 10, 2007
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Trump Change

People who spends millions like it was small change
P Diddy Donated one million to the hurricane victims.
Thats trump change for him. JayZ also donated trump change.
by GarrettM September 26, 2005
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CHING CHONG CHANG

to imply that nothin' or nothin' special or important is happening, it's all good or gravy, or i'm fine.
"yo rudedogg what up motha fucka?"
"ching chong chang nigga!"

"hey dogg why was one-time at yo' house?"
"nothin' serious ching chong chang".

"hey foo' how did you like tha bitch i was tryin' to set you up with"
"ching chong chang".
by RUDEDOGG65 October 2, 2006
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LOO$E CHANGE

This highly influential Southington rap group carved their way into the rap game with both their first album, Breach of Peace, and multiple beefs with Crackers Inc., Jilt, AA, and SKG. Their next album, rumored to be entitled NOI$E POLLUTION is expected fall/winter 2007
"Yo Tyrone, have you heard new dat new Jilt joint?"
"Nahh, but only cuz I don't like gays. Did you hear that new LOO$E CHANGE banger though?"
"Hell ya bitch"
by LOO$E CHANGE August 31, 2007
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