Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

cha chinga chang

money

that cost a lot of cha chinga chang

by chagacook January 11, 2022

Change my shirt

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

Class change

Moving to richer and better country cause you despar of your country.

Oh man, this country is dead. I wanna class change and have a better life.

by World cousin August 11, 2020

change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016

Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change

The act of sharting while performing a reverse carwash.

"OMG i gave bree a Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change last night and she loved it"

by brian duclos April 27, 2010

Checkered Change

Bribe money.

"Hey, you know what they did to Willey. They sold him out for checkered change. Never heard of him since.

by Maggie Nifikat June 8, 2023