Chamber of Commerce Day

Traditionally it has meant a day with gorgeous weather that would encourage tourists to visit and companies to relocate to a particular area. In Atlanta, it means a mid-October Saturday when it is 65 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, and you are out drinking on a patio with a woman who has no problem going down on you after your second date...

"Hey, it looks like a Chamber of Commerce Day this Saturday; 70 degrees, light breeze, no chance of rain, what would you say to the Treehouse for a late liquid lunch?"

by Irish Mike 2007 October 25, 2007

ChampCar

1. The premier racing series based in the United States. Races take place on road courses, street courses, and ovals. The series consists of open wheel cars weighing approx. 1550 lbs. with 750+ HP motors and no drivers' aids. 240 MPH top speed. Far superior to the Indy Racing League.

2. A race car that competes in the Champcar series.

The ChampCar race at Cleveland was a much better race than any drone-fest the Indy Racing League could ever dream to produce.

by Warlock! October 7, 2003

chamber of secrets

An act of blasting a hot, silent fart while exiting from a crowded elevator. Ideally, the gas should be leaked just before you exit through the closing elevator door. The remaining riders are trapped in the chamber to enjoy the fully marinated scent.

Variation: The Echo Chamber. Performing a Chamber of Secrets, but substitute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.

After eating a foot-long meatball sub from Subway, I performed a chamber of secrets in the hotel elevator, shouting "Jared" as I exited.

by Jeremy Ironfold April 26, 2007

Chamopapo

Venezuelan slang for penis.

Coño, que chamopapo tan grande tengo.
Damn, what a big dick I have.

by AnonimoSexy September 13, 2020

Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

national butt dart champion

an exteremly accurate butt plugger, or fudge packer, in other words a homosexual who is very good at what he does

Jimmy was so good at packing fudge they crowned him national butt dart champion

by Cashmere June 3, 2004

Emma Chamberlain

Emma Chamberlain is a crazy fracking girl who has almost 2 mil subs on YouTube. She’s LOVES iced almond milk lattes and drinks a insane amount of them. She loves her chambies (her fans) and has them follow her along while she goes thrifting and driving. No one is a thicky like emma.

Person: Emma Chamberlain is so annoying why do ppl watch her...
Chambie fan: GO SUCK ON A TOE EMMA CHAMBERLAIN IS THE FRACKING BEST

by Kyle Krosser June 18, 2018