Cotton candy Randy

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.

that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.

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officer's candy

1. United States Navy term used by sailors to describe the scented cake placed in urinals.

1. I pissed on the officer's candy.

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When your significant other is drunk and wants to talk shit to you but can't come up with anything so he calls you a Dirty Piece of Candy

You know what you are ... You a dirty piece of candy!!

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Baby Star Candy holds the whole galaxy in his eyes.

Baby Star Candy by Joy5813 September 25, 2022

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some chronic, light green frosty buds covered in pink hairs.

sold for about $15-20/g

cotton candy kush dopest dope ive ever smoked

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Something intellectually or mentally pleasing, something pleasing to the mind.

This book is pure mind candy.

The screenwriter's adaptation of John Le Carré is pure mind-candy for grown-ups.

mind candy by planspark November 3, 2008

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keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy

wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy

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