torn in the corn

Another way to say "lost in the sausce". Shows compete confusion or indecisiveness.

Counting all these kernels really has me torn in the corn.

by Missworldwide210 February 28, 2017

Corn Muffin

When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin

My shit was so backed up I pushed my Corn Muffin Out

by blacktoothsmile February 8, 2010

Corn Log

An undefined sex act that involves violence against either or both parties involved

I got corn logged something fierce last night and my leg is killing me.

by AdolfOliverBush April 2, 2009

Corn Fritter

Your girlfriend is blowing you with a mouth full of cream corn.

"My girlfriend gave the best corn fritter"

by Charles benny February 9, 2009

corn dawg

alex's pimpin nick name

me: wat up corn dawg
alex: nuttin yo

by Kevin February 6, 2005

corn pops

when someone freezes tiny balls of shit, then pours into a bowl, mixes with milk and a side of OJ, and serves it to his significant other as part of a complete breakfast.

Damn them corn pops is yummy. I think I'm in the mood for an alaskan snowdragon now.

by kv n jd August 31, 2004

corn fuck

A badass mo' fo' who enjoys taking blunts to the dome daily.
One who has no affiliation with corn, yet has a sweet street name.
"Corn fuck" is also known as a "street name".

Ay yo corn fuck! Wuts poppin playa?

by SamanthaLM May 25, 2008