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cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.
Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Cock Wan

After the UK celebrity stylist Gok Wan. Someone who praises women's clothes and hair to simply to get into their underwear.
Dude, listen to him saying he likes that girls hair. He just wants to bone her. He's a real Cock Wan.
by swellyeah December 1, 2009
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Cock Music

1. a genre of music characterized by mixing several genres in one song, often in sections, and the use of non-musical sounds (clanging, beeping, whirring, non-harmonic synths, etc.); noise music

2. music for sexy people

cock music is a genre popularized by the global pop group NCT. the phrase "cock music" was originally used as an insult meant to offend fans, but it was quickly turned into a quirky and beloved name for NCT's revolutionary genre. now, cock music has become an increasingly popular among several artists and fandoms, even among those who initially spoke poorly of it.
"we want kai cock music. kai noise music. i want his solo album to wreck my fucking ears from all the sirens and bed squeaks"

"Only intellectually superior people know cock music is immaculate"
by NickHatesYou September 13, 2020
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cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk
Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."
by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007
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Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.
by JohnCap May 17, 2006
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cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some
Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.
by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008
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Snaggle Cock

1. A penis that has been poorly circumcised;
2. A very ugly penis;
3. A misshapen penis.
Boy Jimmy sure has an ugly snaggle cock.

Gurl I cant believe you hooked up wit Jimmy.
I dun heard he had a horble snaggle cock.
by VaughnMichael13 May 11, 2011
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