Bored

We are all boring

when a nigga is bored, they'll typically grab a bitch and beat it

by worlds longest rod holder October 6, 2025

Bonedus

Working on tech it's generally customary to receive bonuses in lieu of higher pay. This company though promised it 6 times in a row. Thus I started to refer to it as a boned-us (bonedus)

Ahh yes getting nothing but the good ol bonedus!

by dragonneus December 23, 2025

Bored of Peace

n. Humorously non-prestigious assemblage of despotic leaders of third-rate countries desperate to get on the good side of an even more despotic leader of a second-rate country.
Entry to the Golden Treehouse of Peace requires payment of a bazillion dollars to the World Saviour For a Thousand Lives and a pinky swear to always be faithful, not like those Canuck bumsters. The Bored of Peace plans to not only replace the United Nations, but will replace Fifa, and take over Vatican City so as to play the World Cup matches inside St. Peter's Basilica.

…………………………………..

I hear that Albania, Andorra and the USA are the only nations entered to compete for the Bored of Peace Newworld Order Championship. All three will get Gold Cups to appease the Supreme PresiPopeForLife.

by gnostic3 January 23, 2026

bedroom bored

sexually frustrated or getting bored of sex with a person

im so bedroom bored i will tap that

by Kaptain Kopperburg November 3, 2010

FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone

"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."

by Storm-King December 6, 2013

corner bored

A random person who is dared to rob a corner store just out of boredom. Usually done by guys between the ages of 13 and 15.

Usually caught in the act and taxes by police.

Guy 1: hey dude i dare you to be corner bored and get us some red bull.

Guy 2. K

by sowhatisyoname December 8, 2013

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

by deeliciousness December 14, 2013