Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
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Man: Maybe make a campfire?
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