whiny bitch music

An often-repetitive musical composition that features high-pitched vocals, pedestrian melodies, and juvenile subject matter. Lyrics usually revolve around First World Problems and cliché romantic situations.

This form of music is obnoxious and irritating, held in poor regard by anyone who is not a whiny bitch (or trying to score with a whiny bitch). However, it is also widely-played on TV and radio stations due to its inoffensive nature and appeal to inbred, unwashed masses of knuckle-dragging imbeciles.

I like this girl in high school,
But she doesn't notice meeee.
Why is life so unfair?
This is such a travesty!

The other day I bought a latté,
It had two sugar packs, not three!
Could you walk a mile in my shoes,
It's just so hard being me!

- Whiny and the Bitches, 2004
From the Whiny Bitch Music LP

by Thursday_ July 25, 2014

Ski-peeing bitch

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.

John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.

by Brastle October 23, 2011

wicked bitch

A way of referring to Margaret Thatcher, a horrible prime-minister who killed off the factories and offered no alternative work, crippling the public sector, people, services, and general well-being of the country. She also hated queer people, so the north only hated her even more. She was so hated by the nation we held street parties to celebrate the fact she had finally died.

Synonyms include: Iron Lady, Massive cunt, Buggerer of miners, London lover, People hater, Scum of the earth, and To her cabinet Mummy.

Ding Dong the wicked bitch is dead

by DaveBland October 7, 2020

School-Boy Bitch

It is when a male is too scared to try something or doesn't want to complete a simple task because he may get into trouble.

also can be used as an insult when you know that you can kick the other male's ass if he attacked you.

"Hey Albert! Go ring that person's doorbell and run."
"No guys i dont want to."
"Dude...Stop being such a school-boy bitch"

"Oh Carl? He's just a school-boy bitch. I can kick his ass."

by goozfraba November 13, 2007

Rick James Bitch

Dave Chappelle; exerts power. The King Shit. Your Daddy. Smart aleck. used in responses

girl: who do you think you are?
boy: Rick James BIIATCH! now show me your titties!!

by luvnmypimpjuice April 24, 2004

bitter bitch syndrome

When a bitch is bitter about her (his) life and the things that have happened to him (her) and decides to take it out on the world. She (he) will most likely do this pathologically with little hope for a cure.

A guy (girl) gets dumped because of their own inadequacies and decides it's everybody's fault but their own, this is bitter bitch syndrome.

by matt heuton August 23, 2007

clingy-bitch

A girl or guy that is desperate for attention from the person they have attached to. These people will do anything to be with that person. Usually, this is really (fucking) annoying, and pathetic. A guy is called a clingy-bitch by his friends. A girl is called a clingy-bitch, usually by the guy she is dating.

Clingy-bitches can also attach to objects: Clothes, cars etc.

Man: That clingy-bitch doesn't do shit without his wife.

Women: She's a clingy-bitch. She so clingy, she still on me when I'm limp.

"That clingy-bitch keeps calling me. Don't she know I got more than one hoe?"

"Dude, Jim doesn't hang out with us anymore man..."
"Yea, that clingy-bitch is always messing with his car."
"Ah, that's straight, he was a pretty sweet ride."

by JohnR. May 26, 2008