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lazer bear 

A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.
Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.
lazer bear by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005
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Hershey Bear 

When you are about to fall asleep, and you roll over sliding your member inside a girl's butt to hibernate for the night.
After a long day of grazing the pastures, Horsey decided to end his night with a nice glass of merlot and a hershey bear.
Hershey Bear by Macaca Gray July 13, 2009

Hungarian Bear Trap 

The act of lowering the scrotum into the mouth of a female who has braces and forcing her to bite down hard by either tickling her feet or punching her in the stomach
- Hey bro! Wanna go steal a homeless guys shoes and fill them with cream cheese?
- Nah sorry man, can't. Going to get a Hungarian Bear Trap off my girlfriend
Hungarian Bear Trap by Blazzzyy October 25, 2012

Snow Bear 

A very attractive white male, attracted to black women.
I'm tired of black guys, I need me a snow bear.
Snow Bear by Daisy_Special July 19, 2019

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat 

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.
«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

Huggy Bear 

A person who is extremely huggable, usually a male who is tall and well built. They have the characteristics of a bear, usually in the case of a male Huggy Bear have facial hair or at least stubble. The Huggy Bear is the kind of person you would run to after being scared or frightened for a protective hug or if you are feeling sad they will also be good to hug, they make you feel safe and cared for. Make excellent substitutes for Teddy Bears.
Buggie - I could really do with a hug, I feel kinda sad....I wish I had a Huggy Bear
Huggy Bear by Buggie August 11, 2013