esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl 

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

P.E.M.D.A.S 

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag

*swag into the club*
*spill a drank on dhat hoe*
You-awl sorry baby,P.E.M.D.A.S
Dhat hoe-its okay nigga

P.E.M.D.A.S by dhat.dope.ass.nigga July 18, 2011

B.A.S.E. Inc 

Virginia based rap group whose original roster included Infinite Skillz and Killa D. They later added F.a.T. The meaning of the B.A.S.E. acronym is unknown but group's talent and popularity is unquestioned. Their first song, Real Emcees, was produced by DJ Wreckless in 2003.

B.A.S.E. Inc is about to blow the spot tonight

B.A.S.E. Inc by J. Writt June 20, 2007

A.D.I.D.A.S. 

1) Stands for: All day I dream about sex
2) Also a pretty catchy Korn song

friend: "Hey man, are you paying attention?"
you: "Nah, I have a bad case of a.d.i.d.a.s."

A.D.I.D.A.S. by d00bzer June 18, 2009

Abusive sluts [AS]

Abusive sluts or AS is a group on myspace.

Although Abusive Sluts AS states the usual, ie, must be beautiful, have good photo's etc, the group is quite unlike the others in the fact that all the members show respect to one another and everybody is on the same level.
The topics are interesting and far more in depth then "new hairstyle"...although every now and again a few light hearted topics pop up.
The owner of the group, Jackie makes sure everything runs smoothly and that there is no online drama, and does a great job of it.
Abusive sluts started off as quite a small group but to date is one of the most popular and active groups on myspace.

Abusive sluts [AS] by anonymous4816 September 28, 2008

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club 

Very, very bored . . .

Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010

sober as a knob job 

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

sober as a knob job by Bryan R January 5, 2009