Jesse

A pathological liar and an all-around asshole. Do not trust or date this person because it will bite you in the ass a few years later.

"Wow, I can't believe Jesse went behind my back like that, they're such a snake."

by sarahluvsu April 17, 2023

Jesse

#1 handler

Jesse is the guy you want to handle you. 😮 💨

by Bananacreampi2 April 23, 2023

Jess

A guy who stinks like shit, sits on his ass all day and beats weak girls. Can commonly be found in hoods or trailer parks.

Jess smells like a skunk rolled in shit

by Thejohnson May 1, 2023

Jesse Sargent

The name of a infamous warrior who let all of the enemies use his anus for their personal pleasure.

I went to visit the museum of Jesse Sargent

by Asphalt eater May 9, 2023

Jesse Lees

The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute

He's pulling a Jesse Lees again

by sfgdhvskjdbgaijbsdv December 1, 2022

Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.

Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.

by Whynot90 December 27, 2022