one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.
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xoxo every New Canaan girl ever
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Why are people so rude to him? He was just a young boy when he did that...
Yea guess what? His life got Chris Brown'd
Yea guess what? His life got Chris Brown'd
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