watch the kids next door

Literally means babysitting the neighbor's kids, but has also been used to mean, watching the cartoon, watching the teenagers next door copulate, and making out.

Peena wanted to hang out with her girlfriends, but she had to watch the kids next door.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

rim watcher

gold digging female...looks for men with nice cars.

The club is full of nothing but rim watching hoes.

by Angeleka September 18, 2003

night watchman

a man placed in the rear of a mid-night train....

My heart is breaking cus I'm the night watchman in the rear of mid-night train..
My honey I won't see again, she leaving cus I'm a night watchman in the rear of mid-night train...

Hay it's better than a trud floating in the pot....

by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

whale watching

The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).

Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!

by Tubby Fat Guy September 16, 2009

Royal Watcher

Noun: A person with such an empty life, he/she is forced to fill it with information and drama regarding inbred individuals who have done absolutely nothing for fame or privilege.

See: Spinster

Deborah is a royal watcher, if only she had gotten married in her life, she wouldn't be so pathetically attached to the marriage of Kate and William.

by WhatuppyPuppy May 19, 2011

suicide watch

The act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.

"Me and Wade got shattered when we took Keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th."

by Pigpen Jen September 11, 2006

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket

tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!

by p cutta April 10, 2005