The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.
When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”
by jesshtx September 9, 2006
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compared to superman's kryptonite, its a females demeanor or attitude that they use to seduce or conquer men
Chris: Did your punk ass get back together with your ex girlfriend kathy last night?
Mike: Man, she threw that whiptonite on me and i was done...
Another Example:
Mike: Man, i think im in love with Kathy and its only been two weeks...
Chris: that whiptonite never fails on you mike
Mike: Man, she threw that whiptonite on me and i was done...
Another Example:
Mike: Man, i think im in love with Kathy and its only been two weeks...
Chris: that whiptonite never fails on you mike
by Chris Kenon June 10, 2008
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by betterthandusty February 3, 2010
Get the Whipstock mug.When a person, male or female is so in love with their partner that they will do anything for them, including allow themselves to be manipulated and controlled. Often results in a severe detachment from friends and family as the relationship becomes all-consuming.
person1: Dude, mark is so whipped by that girl!
person2: Yeah, he really likes her.
person1: What an idiot!
person2: Yeah, he really likes her.
person1: What an idiot!
by Timmbo jon February 4, 2010
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“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”
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