big wheel

military term used to describe someone who thinks they are always right but somehow manages to fuck up whatever they do.

You might wanna put the car in reverse instead of drive the next time you wanna pull out of a parking spot there big wheel.

by DrewDeezy October 27, 2007

hamster flew off the wheel

When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"

"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"

by The Metric Groper April 26, 2008

wheelbarrow

21st century symbol of Western Communism;
modern version of Hammer and Sickle representing Communism

I saw a posting for a lost wheelbarrow tacked to a telephone pole in Old Louisville. The phone number to contact about supposedly returning the wheelbarrow went directly to the Communist Party Headquarters.

by onelinebanditakabobbyfischer July 22, 2010

Wheeler

An executive who promotes a good 'ol boy network in his company. One who likes 'yes men' surrounding him and is clueless to the real goings on in his factory. A manager who hates outsiders and outside influences in his place of business.

Bob indirectly ruined many a good career by allowing his cronies to wreak havoc with the workers in his factory. What a Wheeler!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

Wheel of Misfortune

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.

Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.

Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.

by 1-800-PAIN March 18, 2015

pig wheel

An extremely loud Harley-Davidson motorcycle that has deteriorated through years of misuse, neglect and/or makeshift repairs.

When that gomer rode his ugly old pig wheel through the parking lot, it must have set off a dozen car alarms!

by '52 Broadcaster September 25, 2006

jesus on wheels

1.) used to express the extreme awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery or an object.

2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.

1.) "Holy shit, that's jesus on wheels." "Drury is jesus on wheels."

2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."

by Day June 16, 2007