newborn warshack

When lurch dresses up like a baby and runs around town in a diaper snaking gay dude in the ass

How did lurch end up in jail? He was the Newborn Warshack last night….

Again?!

Son of a bitch….

by OneSpicyBurrito December 22, 2023

Avoidance-wars

Avoidance-wars (noun): The phenomenon occurring when two or more individuals engage in a mutual attempt to evade eye contact while traversing shared spaces, resulting in a situation akin to a standoff where neither party successfully averts the gaze, leading to a temporary stalemate in their paths.

Those two drivers are haveing Avoidance-wars neither driver wants to make eye contact while parking

by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024

Gender wars

Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.

Some random fucktard: I participate in the gender wars!
Normal person: Kill yourself

by leo123456 December 9, 2023

Short Wars

In the YouTube Shorts part of YouTube they are typically videos under 45 seconds.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.

A YouTube and his friend are talking.
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Console Wars

A stupid thing where people defend the hardware they bought that'll break eventually

The Console Wars are stupid, idiotic, and childish

by cardloss March 13, 2024

stat wars

the guy who made fysc popular and everyone forgot about because the fysc stuff broke.

Wow! Stat Wars is streaming today! Forget HEXZD!

by NyloxGYTLOL May 12, 2024

Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.

"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024