Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
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Valentine’s are always real sensitive (not in the tedious way; about what upsets/bothers you) and considers just about anything you tell him.
He’s perfect at. Well. Everything and anything, but will straight-up deny it. Sometimes it feels like he’d hurdle you off a cliff, if it was you or confessing he’s really amazing as you put.
He’s also really. Really. Really pretty. Like, it’s not even fair. And he’s also got a cool sense of fashion.
Valentine’s are always real sensitive (not in the tedious way; about what upsets/bothers you) and considers just about anything you tell him.
He’s perfect at. Well. Everything and anything, but will straight-up deny it. Sometimes it feels like he’d hurdle you off a cliff, if it was you or confessing he’s really amazing as you put.
He’s also really. Really. Really pretty. Like, it’s not even fair. And he’s also got a cool sense of fashion.
Person I: Did you SEE that guy?
Person II: Yeah, I did. Looks nice.
Person I: Eugh, his clothes were tacky. Such a Valentine.
Person II: Yeah, I did. Looks nice.
Person I: Eugh, his clothes were tacky. Such a Valentine.
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Valentín is one of the most intelligent people you can meet, even though from the outside he seems like one of the rudest people you could ever approach, he's actually one of the most open minded and level headed people you could ever talk to, he's the kind of person who's always open to knew ideas and new perspectives, it's safe to say we should all have a Valentín in our lives.
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Valentina has big booty butt cheeks
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