Uncle Vester

A name for a child molester - Uncle Vester child molester

Someone who dates extremely young girls will be called Uncle Vester

by BigCbuzzle June 24, 2010

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Uncle Fingers

An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?

Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.

Ted: Serious?!

Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...

by iTal July 1, 2011

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Uncle zone

Worst then the dad-zone, but better then dirt.

Bro 1: dude bro, I heard Alejandro got uncle zoned by Emma.
Bro 2: dude that fucking sucks.

by YouseemeIrun October 14, 2016

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Hollywood Undead

commercially manufactured noise to attract and identify teens with no musical taste and the need to fit in.

Record Exec 1: How can we market to ignorant douche bags with the no taste in music.

Record Exec 2: We can get a band to play the worst elements of all pop music for the past 15 years and wear a mixture of all the current trendy clothes. Then we will just pay myspace to promote them as the next big thing, kids wont be able to resist.

Record Exec 1: But how will we get anyone pathetic enough to do that

Record Exec 2: Have them wear Masks?.. We can call them Hollywood Undead, kinda sounds like a vh1 reality show

Record Exec 1: Excellent

by Label Informant February 1, 2009

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