An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

Got the covid-19 vaccine

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.