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Ur mom

Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.

But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
For example, you can

1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.

2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.

3. How's your mother doing these days?

4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.

5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022
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ur mom

dave: omg Ur MOM!
ben: what about her?
dave: She's so HOT
by oofusdolufus January 2, 2022
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ur mom

the 2022 version of ...something from 1900
friend:do you want to watch a movie
me:i wanna watch ur mom

friend:lets go to sleep
me:i wanna sleep with ur mom

friend:....
me:ur mom
friend:*slaps*
by dude is a gender neutral term October 30, 2022
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Ur mom

Ur mom: ur adopted
by Vaginaeraslay May 11, 2022
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Ur mom

Ur mom is a basic comeback to an insult, or practically anything that someone says.
PRACTICALLY ANYTHING SOMEONE SAYS

Jonathan: Yo, Lexi. What’d you have for dinner last night

Lexi:I had ur mom last night.

INSULT COMEBACK.

Tyler: You’re fat

Derek: Ur mom fat
by Pseudonymous Bosch May 29, 2019
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ur mom

the woman who birthed u

new way of saying "joe mama"
Someone: "Hey do you know who invented light bulbs?"

"ur mom."
by ponkie March 28, 2022
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