by GMB123 February 9, 2010
Get the Techkno mug.Being desperate to get your hands on the next piece of technology - typically from Apple or Google, but also others.
James: "It won't take long before we can watch something. I just have to connect audio and video cables to the Apple TV box and the HD TV, connect Apple TV to the wireless network,
Install the latest version of iTunes my PC".
Susan: "That is fine but do you have to be so techagog. Can't we just go to the movies".
Install the latest version of iTunes my PC".
Susan: "That is fine but do you have to be so techagog. Can't we just go to the movies".
by workwriter August 17, 2010
Get the techagog mug.Tech-arted is an adjective to describe someone who has no idea how to use anything technological (e.g. Digital Camers, Computers, etc).
The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".
The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".
Mom: KENNY! How do I work this god damned computer!
Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
by SerenityFlight August 31, 2010
Get the Tech-arted mug.When software assumes you want, or typically forces you into, maximum bells and whistles upon first install/upgrade and potentially even restricts you from shutting down said options/bloatware that it has acquired over years of unnecessary releases that add junk instead of real value.
The act of trying to force a software user to conform to the developer's ways of imagining the software should be used.
The act of trying to force a software user to conform to the developer's ways of imagining the software should be used.
Have you seen the latest popular chat program I was just forced to upgrade? Now it's wanting me to also sign in to my Twitter & Face Book accounts every time I start it. And it's trying to run full screen? This thing is so techcist now!
by Elix X October 21, 2010
Get the Techcist mug.A point at which all actions, communications, thoughts, and movements involve a piece of technical equipment.
If the person you are talking to on facebook chat is sitting right next to you, you are tech veggin.
If the tv is within reaching distance, but you still change the channel with the remote, you are tech veggin.
If the tv is within reaching distance, but you still change the channel with the remote, you are tech veggin.
by Vwall2006 October 25, 2010
Get the Tech Veggin mug.My girlfriend techcidently didn't invite her sister to breakfast as the text was sent to the wrong Carmen.
by RalfieDee March 11, 2011
Get the techcident mug.1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.
2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!
2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011
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