transabled

People who become disabled by choice.

She wanted to be blind so she poured acid into her eyes. She's transabled.

by 8w8 June 10, 2022

box transformer

1. A transforming robot that's not very well known in any Transformers franchise but is infamous around the Internet. His alternate mode is a cardboard box. His weapon is a cardboard handgun. It is unknown to which faction he belongs but the Box Transformer blends in perfectly in alleys, ghettos, warehouses and any other shady areas. The Box Transformer can easy ambush underpaid workers or hobos and usually lies in waiting until such opportunity arises. This transformer's one weakness is stray animals with full bladders.

2. A joke gif online in which a guy makes a cardboard suit and crouches down in front of a garage door, making a convincing box while crouched. The animation is looped so it looks like a constant "transformation" with a midi of the Transformers theme song.

3. The only rival to Solid Snake when it comes to hiding in cardboard boxes.

1.
Hobo: Hey a new house!
Box Transformer standing up pointing his weapon): Back away, fleshling!
Hobo: Shit I think I pissed my pants.

2.
The box transformer is another fine example of the power of looped animation and music.

3.
Random Guard: Who's there?
Snake: Damn, I gotta hide! Hey there's a box!
Box Transformer (stands up): I was here first. *Zap!
Random support character: Snake, what happened? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE?!!?

by Lord CrutchCricket January 1, 2009

Sexually Transmitted Dog

A dog, usually small and yappy, that is unwillingly acquired when a sexual partner moves into ones residence.

"Dude!! My girlfriend gave me a STD!"
"What, like herpes or something?"
"Nah man, a sexually transmitted dog. A white, fluffy, irritating Maltese Terrier named Paris that yaps all night and poops on my lawn. I so would not have slept with her if I knew that she was a carrier."

by ecarg_89 October 16, 2009

Public Transportation Karma

The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.

Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this

by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011

The Orange Trance

An Aura emitted by Gabby Davis that seems to lure in Men at any means. Any individual is subject to the orange trance and a tolerance is induced only by an elementary school friendship with the trancers younger sibling, in some new cases however this even fails. The Trancer denies any existance of a trance. This denial may be due to the fact that the trance isn't confirmed as an intentional act. When one enters this orange trance the trancer becomes their one and only priority. Many Victims are left scarred for life. To this date the Orange Trance has no cure and all victims are completely fucked!

Steven: We have lost trevor to the orange trance

Billy: yep, he's trancing so hard

by AssFlag3 September 2, 2009

Peter Gibbons Transformation

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions, finally see the world clearly and live life stressfree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.

* Peter Gibbons is a character referred to from the movie Office Space.
J: "I used to stress over anything and everything, but I figure, you only live once so lets go with the fucktitude. Now i'm just a happy carefree dude."
S: "Wow you went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation."

S: "I'm constantly embroiled in a battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go w/relative ease...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewification.
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"

by JE_Klektik July 6, 2006

Transgendered

This word is grammatically incorrect. It is used by conservatives that believe it is ok to discriminate against transgender people. The "Transgendered" are women that were born with male sex characteristics/men born with female sex characteristics (or non-binary people whose gender doesn't fit the binary). This isn't a made up story, as doctors can prove it with MRI scans.
Transgender is similar to intersex, but while for intersex people the problem is phisycal (reproductive organs partially/not functional) for the transgender person the problem is neurological.
Despite their physical attributes, trans women are women and trans men are men.

I used to call Jasper my brother before they came out as transgender.
My friend got diagnosed with gender dysphoria and she will soon take hormones to appear as feminine as she is inside.
A transphobic lady told my sibling that the transgendered are just trying to spread the trans agenda, but they ignored her.

by Pumpk1n December 26, 2019