Eiffel Tower

a sexual act that requires 3 people. 2 guys, one chick, and 1 other unfortunate soul. The chick bends over and one guy takes her from behind, while the other puts it in her mouth and then the two guys give a high ten, giving the illusion of the Eiffel Tower. The unfortunate soul is there to take the picture. No one will believe you if you don't have the proof.

Chad and Bob pulled off the Eiffel Tower with Beckie, while Trey, the unfortunate soul, took the picture.

by Curtis Atkinson January 28, 2008

Poop Tower

When one person sits on the toilet spreading their legs enough so a second person can sit on their lap with a clear route from anus to toilet bowl and they can simultaneously poop to save water and time.

In a house of 7 men and one woman we often engage a poop tower to save water and time.

by jerkob69 September 19, 2009

Splash Town Handshake

The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.

Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"

Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"

Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"

Doug- "What if your wife notices?"

Billy- "Who?"

by El Panadero August 3, 2010

went to town

To showcase someone's dominance over something or someone.

Buster Douglas went to town on Mike Tyson despite being knocked down earlier.

by Der Kommissar March 16, 2009

OLD TOWN ROAD

A cultural masterpiece. lit mint the song that you listen to and then your mom judges you. By lil nas x aka the littest ever.

P1- yo turn that shit up. What’s it called?
P2- this is old town road broskies!

by Definitely a yee chaw April 4, 2019

Brown Towel

When one uses a towel to wipe after defecating, not out of necessity, but personal preference.

Typically denied by some who claim the towels are used for sex.

"Why do you use so many towels?"

"For post-coital cleanup."

"Yeah right, you're using brown towels."

by the filthy hebrew December 8, 2009

Towle

To be a Towle is to be considered upper class. You are dignified and people respect you. You come from money and will live well. Many of your ancestors are known throughout history and there is a good possibility you will be, too.

"Is she a Towle?"

"Yes, yes she is"

"Then pull out the red carpet!"

by chalado June 16, 2008