by Jaheheorjdb February 3, 2021

a gay man
by HiccupLicker69420 November 5, 2023

The Best Car SalesMan In Modern Day History!!! He Will get you top dollar for your trade in paid for or not, he’s focused and Will get you the best deal every time!!! Saving time and money!!! Bad Credit Doesn’t stand a chance come see him ASAP!!! At #OrrNissanBossier For your next car buying experience Conveniently located on the corner of 2323 Viking dr. N Benton rd
Super Dave is the best car salesman ever!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!
by Smartie left brained December 8, 2021

Best known for 3 things
1. Nirvana's forner drummer
2. Lead vocalist for Foo Fighters
3. Being the nicest rockstar
1. Nirvana's forner drummer
2. Lead vocalist for Foo Fighters
3. Being the nicest rockstar
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation
An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.
The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation
An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.
The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.
Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”
Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”
Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

Toothy Dave is the Tooh boy. He is the toothiest boy there is. He chews rocks like they’re gummy bears and his molars are political prisoners plotting a coup. Tooth Jesus.
“Yeah, I worship Toothy Dave”
“Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave!”
“Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave!”
by Timmy Asshole October 10, 2025
