League of Losers Day

11/9. The day where you either expose your League purchase history via "How much I have spent on League?" Or have your friends do it for you.

ELIJAH: Oh my god I can't believe I have spent almost $200 on League!
ALEX: We should check Max, it is League of Losers Day...
MAX: No reason to tbh, my records clean. ($3796.21)

by I am broke November 9, 2022

Loser Lock

A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.

I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.

by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss February 2, 2012

Loser

Ameerah and Layla.

*Cannot be used, in this context, by anyone besides Ghaseenah* "Loser."

by John Cena's small toe May 27, 2021

Shitty Shitty Loser

Said by Eugene Lee Yang meaning somebody who completely loses and wins nothing.

At the end of this one of us will be the shitty shitty loser

by TheLadInABarnySuit December 13, 2020

Loser

Briar rose is a loser
But she a baddie

You're a fucking loser bitch

by Chyrdixxz November 8, 2020

Loser

Pol

Picking Rammus makes u such a loser

by crimson367 December 7, 2023

Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.

You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.

by AliveBrain September 8, 2016