The dance conducted when looking for toilet paper without having wiped your butt. Often when you realise your out and no one is helping you out. Sometimes done is various states of dress, often pants around ones ankles.
Bob: “fear hit, toilet paper out, and I had conduct a shitter shuffle to the closet, awful, awful day”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”
by NotSorrySorry February 17, 2021
Get the Shitter Shuffle mug.When you non-chalantly bend/spread your legs while in deep conversation to unstick your nuts that are sticking to your inner thigh.
I just did the stuck nut shuffle while I was talking to that hot girl over there and she thought I was doing yoga poses.
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Get the Chicago sausage shuffle mug.The dancelike movements baseball player Juan Soto makes at bat between pitches, including hip wiggles, junk grabs, and staredowns. Believed by some to be an intimidation tactic, by others to be Soto just being extravagant.
by slimyslim March 30, 2021
Get the Soto shuffle mug.The Calgary Shuffle is a redundant, hazardous, but amusing move when someone changes lanes, usually without indicating, and then changing back to the same lane within a short period for no apparent reason. This also applies to someone who is bad at shuffling cards or when a person backtracks because they were going in the wrong direction or changed their mind such as in a competitive game.
Traffic is crazy today, everyone is doing the Calgary Shuffle.
That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle
I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle
I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
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