so tech

A sarcastic way to complement a person's advanced IT skillz.

Wow Ben, y u so tech? Much tech. Such Tech. Wow.

You hacked my account Jilada?! #sotech

I'm so tech, I can't get any virii.

by wumboing April 7, 2015

no tea no shade no pink lemonade

This term was coined as a catchphrase by the drag queen Jasmine Masters in 2015 and has had a large impact on her fans ever since. Initially, it means the same as "no tea no shade", but it just extends the same term and makes it even better.

"No tea no shade no pink lemonade, but that lace front wig looks like an over-processed toaster strudel."

by 24J.A.G24 September 16, 2017

Tenzin

Lot of tibetan people have Tenzin as their first name, it's a name given by His Holiness The 14th Dalai lama. It is not a family name. Therefore all the TENZINs' are not related.

The name Tenzin is considered as blessed from His Holiness The 14th Dalai lama, because that's his middle name.

Tenzin dolma, Tenzin Tsering, Tenzin dolkar, Tenzin pema etc.

by dhasa_gal August 4, 2011

Tech Crew

the group of ninjas lurking backstage that run the show and do all the jobs everyone else is too lazy to do.

If you piss off tech crew, don't expect your show to run smoothly.

by MuffinNinja January 25, 2011

textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.

"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."

by amvanstan July 25, 2014

Tea party Mandate

Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth

“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)

4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.

5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.

8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.

9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”

by tea party truther September 22, 2010

mid-teens crisis

Refers to the sense of panic that occasionally surfaces in adolescents as a result of the feeling of not having done enough, whether it is regarding their academic or social life. Typically experienced around the ages of 15 to 16. Or, alternatively, could also refer to a feeling of worthlessness experienced around this age, but is not necessarily the result of depression.

Many teenagers experience a mid-teens crisis the summer before the eleventh grade as the reality of high-school graduation and preparation dawns on them.

by Nibsen June 24, 2010