confloofy time

The act of a sick disturbed loser having sex with an animal, after being rejected by every single living woman.

person 1: Looks like he’ll be a virgin for life
person 2: Yeah, unless he he bas confloofy time

by Vaste June 15, 2023

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good time

When you yank off the underwear and play Pin the tail on the donkey with each other.

We were planning to have a good time, but the third wheel fucked it up.

by Saint BB September 29, 2020

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time ripper

Something that takes up a lot of your time that you did not intend to spend on that activity. An engrossing activity, especially on the Internet.

The Urban Dictionary is a real time ripper.

by Lude February 11, 2005

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Waffle time

When something epic is happening and it deserve a celebration... Or two, maybe even three

Uncultured Person: Bro I'm hungry
Cultured Person: You should get some waffles!
Uncultured Person: Why waffles?

Cultured Person: Well that's because waffles are versatile, you can have it for breakfast, lunch, teatime, dinner, supper, anytime. This is also called waffle time.

Uncultured Person: Waffle time?

Cultured Person: Heck yea bro. Your gf broke up with you? Waffle time. Things are not going well with your relationship? Waffle time. Your loved ones died in a car crash? Waffle time. Your significant other cheated with a blonde haired foreigner named Chad who is obviously much better than you in everything and wants to break off your engagement which have been ongoing for 2 years? Yup, you guessed it, its waffle time. c: (fuck you karen)

by Nugs92 December 12, 2019

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