Coughing out of Both Ends

When you accidentally cough and fart at the same time.

I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.

by WORGENDK85 February 11, 2013

sloppy double ended snake

Puking and pooping at the same time

I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!

by Kyla! (Douche-bag) Davis March 7, 2009

finna end my shit

different way of saying im gon kill my self

guy: ay cuh im finna end my shit
cuh:fo what

guy: cause i got no bitches cuh
cuh: skill issue gang

by ihateyoufags June 6, 2023

Cri Fer Days On End

When one cries and is unable to stop until several days are up. Usually used in a light hearted manner but sometimes used in VERY serious situations like if you just killed someone's dog or a cat just a killed a robin.

Deemen seemen made me cri fer days on end for calling me stooped gurl times

by Indiar January 24, 2019

blasting out of both ends

A slang term used to describe projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time.

Side effects may include: Blasting out of both ends.

by whats a pseudonym seriously October 31, 2021

rolling down in the deep end

a lyric from "astronaut in the ocean", a 2019 song by that was released by masked wolf and gained popularity from tiktok when the song was re-released in 2021

"what you know about rolling down in the deep end"

by ninjakirbz June 22, 2021

double teaming a tight end

Act of two men fucking a virgin male, at the same time.

Two dicks in once gay virgin ass.

Guy 1 :"Dude his ass was so tight"
Guy 2 : "I know! Who would have thought that he could take both of us at once!"
Guy 1 :"We'll have to try double teaming a tight end again!"

by Alex055 March 15, 2013