The kevin mccallister

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.

Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

kevin marshall

An absolute king, the love of everyone's life, 7 time jeopardy winner, rumored to be in the next season of The Bachelor

person 1: hey dude, who invented Latin again?

Person 2: im not sure, but rumor has it it was Kevin Marshall

by _joemama_ October 14, 2019

Kevin Turn

a move/turn taken within some sort of game that leaves the player looking abnormally stupid.

Kevin: "God damn it, I just shot my last worm with a rocket launcher and sent him flying off the map!"
Ben: "Classic Kevin Turn."

by BashCam August 6, 2019

Kevin Tan

The embodiment of all of the most sexy attributes of human kind

This Kevin Tan is beyond sexy

by KPOPKEVIN April 22, 2019

Kevin Murray

A mixed drink of Captain Morgan and ginger ale.

I'd like a glass of water, the chicken fingers basket, and a Kevin Murray.

by ErinEek March 1, 2011

kevin federline

The reason why vasectomies were invented.

K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap!

by sheneneh December 7, 2007

Kevin Hart

Is Kanye West

Snoop dogg: ima weed plant ill fuck you up
kevin hart: and im kanye wet

by gbhxbjshs May 6, 2019