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Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.
Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016
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bumper licker

BUMPER LICKER!!

Lick my bumper

Licking ass
Parking too close
BUMPER LICKER!!

Lick my bumper!!’
by anonymous March 10, 2023
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sticker lickers

Public school teachers who reward kids by giving them stickers for everything they do...no matter what grade level they teach.
I had to go to an all day meeting with a room filled with sticker lickers.
by John Peskey November 11, 2006
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Ball-Licker

A ball-licker is radical inclusionist that listens to and respects the opinions of everybody except lesbians, esp. if they're putting the opinions of a man before that of a lesbian woman.
Lesbian #1: Lesbians are women and have historically always been women!
Inclusionist: DIE, TERF SCUM! YOU DON'T GET A SAY, BUT MY FRIEND, A BISEXUAL MAN, DOES!
Lesbian #1: Ugh, he's such a ball-licker.
Lesbian#2: He licks balls ALL day.
by opalescent.lesbian September 10, 2020
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Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.
bone yodeler bone yodeller suck-n-speak Dick Licker cum guzzler twinkie sucker wood muncher
by Clevemeyer December 15, 2015
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Window licker

A person who “rubs themselves” while looking at other people on a bus while licking their lips and grunting and ejaculating on the windows
Wowzers that window licker is staring at you”
by Educated human specimen June 24, 2023
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Schlong licker

Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .
JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker

Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021
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