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She "CHOSE" to be gay with Madonna and Christina in a three-way tongue lock!

That's how gayness happens!

People "choose" it.
Fag Off and Die pyscho liberals!!!!
by abort liberals May 8, 2005
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Sgt Sweatshirt

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you swear

"I just got some"
"You swear, got some"
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Britney Spears

A girl who was once part of the Mickey Mouse Club. She then moved on to being a singer. Some of her songs are: Lucky, Oops I did it again. She married Kevin Federline and then divorced him. She is constantly on the news for her poor choices such as drving with her child on her lap and shopping naked.
Britney Spears was rushed ot hospital! That girl is crazy!
by Sandra Jane February 18, 2008
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Brittany Spears

A Way To Describe A Girl's Haircut.
Monica Did A Brittany Spears And Got A Buzz Cut.
by amp119 January 20, 2011
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give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th
bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day

gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜
by yourmom112 December 4, 2019
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Spears

An anachronistic way to die in the modern era.
Hym "I miss spears..."

Iam "How do you mean?"

Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."

Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"

Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."

Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."

Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."

Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"

Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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