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cosmetic smoker

A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out
Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar
by Nyja gano July 13, 2017
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Cock Smoker

A person who has surpassed cocksucker status. If every douchebaggery, sorry, backstabbing, lowdown thing they did was seen as them sucking cock, they'd look as natural sucking cocks as smoking cigars.
"Our yes-man co-worker sucks up to the boss constantly and makes us look bad. He's such a cock smoker."
by Sixkids412 February 9, 2018
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Cock smoker

The action of smoking/sucking the cock until the filter (bausack noodle)
John: Miiiii bro Sandra smoked my tsautseek down to the fuckin Filt!
Captain sausage: sounds like she’s a real cock smoker
by Skellzmaster March 17, 2019
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peen smoker

Type of girl who’s insane of sucking thy dick
My girl is a peen smoker for real dawg
by Password1! November 29, 2019
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Russian Smokeout

The act of getting high (specifically marijuana) in your bathroom at home. This is done in order to use the fan to blow the smoke outdoors, thus avoiding stinking up your home.
“We can’t smoke in here, my landlord will smell it.”

“No worries, time for a Russian Smokeout!”
by ryotTHEErhino December 27, 2019
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Fart Smoker

Someone who puckers up to a butthole and inhales the contents of the fart.
Yeah, Uriah why don't you come over here and smoke this fart you dirty fart smoker
by Gamache2 April 13, 2020
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Turkish Smoke Signal

A Turkish Smoke Signal is when a vape pen is inserted into the anal cavity of a person with only the mouthpiece exposed. A second person then proceeds to use the vape, giving the impression they are sucking smoke from the anus of person one.
Person 1: How was your date the other night?
Person 2: It was a bit strange, he insisted that we did the Turkish smoke signal.
by wankygroen September 3, 2020
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