Custard Splats

When you have a curry the night before (ie Korma) and it changes the colour of your shit to a Custard like one

Damn Anoop, that curry last night gave me the custard splats!

by VoodooDude February 9, 2004

Banana Split

(noun): When a male is with a female, and she has banana tits, male proceeds to add chocolate and marshmallow sauces.

Evan gave Mari a banana split by shitting and ejaculating all over her banana tits.

by Joey H. August 16, 2006

7 10 split

When three girls are walking together and the two girls on the outside are fat/chubsters with a girl thats a 6 or higher in the middle

Damn that girl in the middle looks cute
Ya but shes got the 7 10 split goin

by kirbmeister September 7, 2010

Laugh Until Your Sides Split

An idiom referring to the ejaculation of sperm after a male masturbates ('laughs'), particularly self centred bastards on webcams. Also see matting and to matt oneself

'He just stripped off and then laughed till his sides split!'
'Dude'

by Niaboc September 9, 2004

splitspace

I can only fall asleep when i do the splits

He was wondering why she refused to share the bed.
Turns out she needed splitspace.

by Krkič June 26, 2020

split

a state of high that surpasses the norm.

After that eighter i smoked, i was so split.

by sohigh October 21, 2010

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020