Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.
Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.
by Stagmen October 03, 2017
by Treble March 14, 2018
A liberal YouTube channel/talk show hosted by Cody Johnston, basically a leftist Ben Shapiro with one less Harvard diploma and virtually no critical thinking skills or common sense.
Dickhead 1: Dude, the ‘Some More News’ YouTube channel guy is a GENIUS!
Dickhead 2: Ah, I remember my Ben Shapiro phase.
Dickhead 2: Ah, I remember my Ben Shapiro phase.
by Cheeseball123 August 27, 2020
Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.
by remboi June 18, 2018
Carly: I wanna suck your dick
John:Saturday night?
Carly:sounds good
10 minutes later
Carly:I don't want to do that
John:but u said u will
Carly: sorry I lied
Lieing about leading some one on
John:Saturday night?
Carly:sounds good
10 minutes later
Carly:I don't want to do that
John:but u said u will
Carly: sorry I lied
Lieing about leading some one on
by Ur mum is gay March 21, 2019
An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.
Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍
Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.
Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.
by Max Frampton December 13, 2021
Also referred to as an upside down fist bump, Fresh is popular amongst college students as a means of communicating one's intent to fuck shit up. In order to administer fresh, one must either turn their right fists 180 degrees clockwise or their left fists 180 degrees counterclockwise and proceed to fist bump another who has freshed their fists up. Started by the wrecking crew (AP,AP,LR) from Dirty Burge Residence Hall of the University of Iowa, Fresh has locally become one of the most renown symbols thrown around at parties, most notably at keggers.
Yo, you getting wasted tonight?
Hell yea dude, give some fresh! (proceed to upside down fist bump)
Hey man, did you bang that chick in her b-hole last night?
For sure brotha, she came till she went dry!!!!!
Aw shit man. That chick was a straight 10, give me some fresh! (proceed to upside down fist bump)
Hell yea dude, give some fresh! (proceed to upside down fist bump)
Hey man, did you bang that chick in her b-hole last night?
For sure brotha, she came till she went dry!!!!!
Aw shit man. That chick was a straight 10, give me some fresh! (proceed to upside down fist bump)
by Little Buddha September 30, 2012