small dick

a person who makes you feel ugly

‘Razvan made me feel really ugly when we were together’
‘He must have a small dick’

by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020

Somalian Rocket

After having hardcore anal sex and performing a donkey punch on your mate, grab them, and throw them head first through the nearest window, regardless of what floor you're on.

I've had a broken neck since i received a somalian rocket from my boyfriend.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

small

Useful in sarcasm for describing something that goes beyond expectations, is deserving of praise, or is otherwise a good thing(tm).

Opposite of large.
Usually used with prefixes such as "rather" and "particulary" to emphasise the sarcasm.

Can be used to sarcastically refer to large physical size, but not limited to this use.

Benny: Dude I think I've just scored on the lottery
Jack: Dude that would be particulary small, let me see those numbers!

Jenny: Did you see the size of that truck that passed us?
Mary: Yeah it was *rather* small.

by Yozzer August 25, 2004

Small Asian

1. A small Asian.
2. the name for a person smaller than 5'7".
3. Asian with a small penis.
4. A small penis.

Wow, your shorter than me, so you must be a Small Asian.
Eww, you have a Small Asian.

by Aznman April 14, 2004

Small dick energy

What insecure men who know they will never get a woman to engage in consensual mutual intimacy with them, project.

War, greed, violence, rudeness, bullying, are all a solely male endeavor, because there are many men out there born with tiny cocks, and aside from suicide, there is nothing they can do to fix this. So they try to bring everyone down with them.

Jeff Bezos has 120 billon dollars and makes his employees pee in bottles. It's revenge for being bullied by a girl in high school. Textbook small dick energy.

by RealityForRealists August 1, 2021

Somalian throat fuck

The act of inserting feces in ones mouth followed by pelvic penis thrusts down ones throat.

Oh man that girl was a freak i even gave her the somalian throat fuck

by Greasyjim1015 June 22, 2018

Small Blystad

Small Blystad is a Norwegian dwelling creature who often inhabits London and the Midlands. They can be seen at "lad" gatherings in Costa or establishments such as Jack Wills. Often overlooked due to their small stature they can struggle in life being bullied by the dominant Jacko creature.

The Small Blystad was bullied by the Jacko.

by Dan-the-dick March 4, 2009