The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting
by Hafester May 13, 2009
Get the Gift Shifting mug.Sleeping with a fat chick and then your mates come and do her afterwards.
One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.
One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.
by maddonkey May 20, 2009
Get the bitch shifted mug.A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.
by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009
Get the Vegestalt Shift mug.The need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.
"Crap I'm going to be out of town on my birthday. I hope Sandra isn't going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me."
"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."
"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."
by birthday_administrator April 26, 2010
Get the Birthday-Shift mug.The amazingly long-lasting gum from Stride that changes flavors. The pattern goes something like this:
Berry--> Mint--> Shit
Its suprisingly good, up until the berry get too entense and the mint becomes to strong. Then it tastes pretty bad.
Berry--> Mint--> Shit
Its suprisingly good, up until the berry get too entense and the mint becomes to strong. Then it tastes pretty bad.
Hey, have you tried this gum? It's called Stride Shift. I'll try it. Mmm, berries! Oh, cool! It tastes minty now! Woah. What the fuck? This is awful!
by FTWProne June 29, 2010
Get the stride shift mug.When someone's foot or feet smells bad or terrible.
The shift stands for like an actual shift between good smelling feet to terrible smelling feet.
The shift stands for like an actual shift between good smelling feet to terrible smelling feet.
Damn nigga, yo feet on dat kick-shift!
(something smells bad in the hallway and it sort of smells like bad feet) Somebody's feet on dat kick-shift!
(something smells bad in the hallway and it sort of smells like bad feet) Somebody's feet on dat kick-shift!
by Chance.aka.ImakeDissShitUp August 30, 2010
Get the kick-shift mug.When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010
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