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The last little bit on a computer's progress bar that takes forever to load, even though it says 0 seconds remaining.
Bob: I've been waiting for two hours for little joey to load.
Joe: What did you say about me?
Bob: Who are you?
Joe: I'm gonna punch your eyes out of your ass.
Bob: Oh crap.
by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex September 26, 2010
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When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
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