shart

the act of which 1 disasterously shits him or herself in an attempt to push gas out their ass aka the hershey squirt

so you think youre kinda smart and you thought it was a fart.....

by d-rock represesntin shartin May 13, 2005

shart

to fart and shit ur pants at the same time but only a lil shit comes out

zebedee sharted because he dont fit in the shitter cause he is a fat fuck defined in as zebedee under z

by BIG_A April 3, 2005

shart

Accidental poo while farting

I sharted at a restaraunt and took immediate action. I was trying to discard my underwear in the bathroom but people kept coming in. I decided to discard my underwear and drop next to toilet on floor vs. being seen discarding underwear.

by Shart-Man August 20, 2008

shart

a shitty fart
u heave out a treacle tart and find it out to be a big wet mass on the inside of your pants
naaasstayy

i squeeeeeeezzzed then oooop gotta run man i just sharted

by george johnston July 20, 2007

sneeze shart

A sneeze that triggers off a shart. leaving you with a snotty nose and soiled underwear!

Bill....."I will have to change my underwear , i sneezed and the pressure triggered off a shart!"
Ted....."oh, you mean you've sneeze sharted..... you dirty bastard"

by steinbitur October 20, 2010

Smarty

A nickname for a person of great intelligence, often a women with strong features, extremely beautiful and exotic.

"Hey, Smarty, what's new? I missed you."

by MAUI May 24, 2005

shart

When you fart, and you accidently take shit in your pants.

I was standing in line to go to a movie, and I sharted my pants.

by Wyatt Mathews September 10, 2006