Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

Verbal Slap

When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. See mental slap.

Person One - Yeah, I got a 95 in math last year.
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!

by More Awesome Than Thou December 28, 2005

Cock Slap of Destiny

When a man slaps a woman so had with his penis she becomes unconscious and has a dream about the future.

My husband gave me the Cock Slap of Destiny and I visited the future

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

Samoan Slap

Being slapped with a jandal. (Jandal being a Flip-Flop)
Usually done by a samoan lady to her kids or Husband...

If you don't behave right now I'mma samoan slap you! And you know what those feel like!!!!

by dongbull21 March 26, 2011

danza slap

A "Danza Slap" is when a man slaps his erect penis derisively on the face of the woman who is giving him a blowjob. The genesis of the phrase can be found by watching the x-rated movie "Insatiable" starring Marilyn Chambers (1980). There's a scene where Ms. Chambers is getting rudely f'ed by her rich daddy's gardener on the pool table in the mansion. Being of low social standing, the gardener delights in "danza slapping" rich-girl Marilyn many times. The key though, is that the gardener (played by David Morris) actually looks like Tony Danza! I sh*t you not. Check it out.

Being a billionaire, Anthony thought it was his right to danza slap any women who gave him head.

by Flabbafour August 7, 2009

Scrotum Slap

A slap on the underside of the testicles. Very painful very enjoyable.

I received a scrotum slap from Wallace.

by Alec April 25, 2005

SLAP

stands for Sounds Like A Plan.

Person 1: "let's go to the park."

Person 2: "SLAP"

by Playlist March 8, 2012