semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

Sheen

A fat chested man who has big fat titties and has a mom who is over 50 but a dick they isn’t even 5 inches

Patrick: sheen yhu wanna catch a hour
Sheen:I don’t even care anymore I’m tired anyway

by 2kcheese April 22, 2020

sheen

uncircumcised dick

my dick is 100% peen, no sheen

by Twomad233 May 5, 2020

Semen

Jizz

Britney is a semen guzzling whore

by Meme Lord 69420 May 11, 2020

Semen

The thing you drink on a Saturday night.

Jenna: omg I drank semen yestaday it was so gud.

Maria: you too?

by My non existent cock June 4, 2020

Semen

The Indonesian language for cement

Joni:Hey,hand me that semen!
Andi:You wanna build stuff again?

by Burikman July 3, 2020

seemenly

As in, or like, seemen

My pants are seemenly crusty.

Are you feeling ok? Your skin looks seemenly!

by SmokyTyrz August 6, 2020