Seasonitis

A very serious problem affecting young adults and teens when it comes to trying to only watch a few episodes of a tv series. "Just one more" they tell themselves, an obvious lie.

1. -Man, I cannot stop watching Game Of Thrones!

-You have a bad case of Seasonitis!

by mel1234 October 9, 2013

samsonitis

A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device

People who own rocks have samsonitis.

by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016

Season 3

Ooooh I just saw it! Oooo we're a little salty about that one ain't we? Hohohohoho! That's pretty good man... You want to know what?

Hym "You're a little salty about the season 3 shit huh? Want to know what else is funny? If idda sexually harassed that chick she would have loved it! Probably, right? I'm uniquely charming! She'd be raising the next stage in human evolution as we speak! Ahahahahahahahahaa!!"

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

BullShitStorm Season

Starts with the Iowa Caucuses and ends on Presidential election day. Political BullShitStorm Season is 11 months long. It gets exponentially worse each passing day.

Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Michelle Bachmann have all been slinging their own brand of bullshit trying to garner the party nomination for president of the US. It appears BullShitStorm season is in full swing.

by kajoe January 4, 2012

Peak Season

Typically spans from the week of Spring Break and lasts through Summer Break. Peak season consists of "making memories in high school" by doing as much dumb shit as humanly possible.

Person 1: Hey what are you planning on doing for Spring Break?
Person 2: I'm going to Florida and drinking until my vital organs shut down, it's Peak Season, baby!

by crustysock777 February 27, 2018

big boy season

time of the year when everything is stolen

Where's my coat? Oh darn, it's big boy season.

by Jono_ February 23, 2008

Samson

Whenever you see a Samson, you should expect to see a short (low 5 foots), american nonce.
If you ever encounter a Samson, especially if you are a little girl, you should make sure to run.
However, Samson is usually always a weeb too. Meaning you should be quite safe, as you do not look like small anime girl.

Jeff: Shame Samson had to go to jail.
Geoff: If only he didn't rape that 5 year old.

by Big-Chungus-The-Second May 29, 2020