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townie season

That special time of year when college kids, crackheads, and high school dropouts alike ban together to celebrate their degeneracy. Includes all loose behavior, such as throwing up in the bar, peeing in the middle of the street, stealing traffic cones, and any other loose behavior.
Friend one; "Jim is really taking part in townie season this year"

Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."
by sg1234 October 15, 2018
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clearing season

"clearing season" is the second half of the season (cuffing season), after cuff season has ended, you experience a strong desire for simple human contact. "when those single people who — whether by circumstance or choice — did not successfully cuff before the end of the year begin to twitch" according to Vice, thanks to Hannah Ewens and Emma Garland of Vice, the feeling finally has a name.
hey Justin! how's it going with Britney? clearing season is coming up, you nervous?
nah, i don't think anything's gonna change
by didilovesriri November 17, 2018
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Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 5, 2018
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Squally Season

A term used for parties being thrown by a friend squally, or any positive moves being made in life by a squally.
Tonight’s party is going to be so lit! It’s Squally Season!!

Got a new job and a new house it’s definitely Squally Season!
by Squally01 December 11, 2018
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Blowie season

1. When a man is flush and he grabs a lot of hookers to suck his penis.

2. When a man flashes his gear (drugs) out in front of a female and she reciprocates by reciprocating.
Just won a coupon lads 5 grand ya beauty tell the birds it’s blowie season!! Where’s the gear?
by Oddacity January 2, 2019
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Flexin season

Your hard work has paid off.....yea, it’s about to be flexin season. Watch what I have in store for the summer.
by Fl2wny February 7, 2019
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henki season

from the date between 7. April and 7. august where all of Henrik´s abilities gets doubled and his social status rises, but just for these 5 months.
person 1: wow Henrik you are really great today
Henrik: of course, its henki season
by the majestic henki May 2, 2019
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