September 5th

National throw some ass on Joseph day

Hey! It’s September 5th! You know what that means!

by Yesjkno April 19, 2020

September 8

people born on this day are emotionally constipated.

people born on september 8 might as well be robots.

by shotarosgf October 15, 2020

16 september 1998

On this date, Pussy Slayers we're born all around the world, the assembly of pussy slayers is born

Damn do you remember the 16 september 1998 ?

by Lesex_austin October 15, 2019

September 11 2001 9/11

An event where my grandpa was an Arabic pilot who really sucked at his job

Hey my dad was a bad pilot in September 11 2001 9/11

by Peepeepoopoo bon qui qui July 7, 2022

gone in september

to say u love a girl in the summer to try and get in her pants. but dis her in the fall

mike posner " i said i loved you in the summer, but will i love u in the fall. come september ill be gone. (from gone in september)

by mcfllyy August 23, 2010

Semtex Grenade

A semtex grenade is the fat ugly heffer who will not let go.

The night after the grenade has been jumped by the unfortunate, it may develop into the semtex grenade (a sticky explosive made notorious by modern warfare 2) where the said grenade will not desist in contacting the grenade jumper via social networking sites or by phone.

The main objective of the semtex grenade is to bombard the grenade jumper with these texts, phonecalls and emails, into furthering the meaningless one night stand towards a more meaningful relationship.

:'Dude, heard you got with a grenade the other night, hard luck.'
:'Even worse. Turns out she's a semtex grenade, can't get rid of her.'

by rolli20 May 8, 2011

two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.

My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.

by frank carter January 25, 2010