mornington secondary

A place of education where teens feel like jumping off a cliff every day that they are there , This school is where the uniform is more important than the education, Heaven forbid if you wear a fucking longsleeve under your uniform then good luck Charlie because you’re fucked. A negative area where girls dresses are higher then any grade achieved by any student at this school. everyone below the year level of year 10 is The most annoying people you will ever meet in your life.

I’d rather drown then be at Mornington secondary

by Kaslorantars June 14, 2020

the second croissant

when someone is bored or feels excluded from a social activity

Kill me, am not being the second croissant again

by Claredestclaire June 18, 2020

3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.

My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.

by maximgaren July 11, 2020

one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020

dio second

Dio Second's are called this because of how long "Dio's Seconds" are in his ability to time stop. Dio Seconds contradict the actual Timestop seconds

Dio: The World! Stop time

Dio: One second has passed! Two seconds have passed! Three seconds have passed! Four seconds... Five seconds have passed, Six seconds have passed. Seven seconds have passed! I still feel the power! I can still keep it up! By the way Jotaro, you shouldn't be able to move any longer. You probably gambled on the two seconds before time starts to move again, but you've miscalculated. What a truly magnificent feeling! I feel so good, I could break into song! Eight seconds have passed! One hundred years ago, I attained immortality, but I didn't feel as absolutely wonderful then as I do now! Joestar blood suits me so very well! This is the greatest high!

Jotaro: O-Old man... you were right. Getting mad has gotten me into trouble. But this isn't the end of it. I still have plenty more are to hurl at him.

Dio: Nine seconds have passed! But it appears that stopping time for nine seconds is my current limit.

Jotaro: Y-You bastard...

Dio then hits Jotaro so hard breaking bones in 3 different places, the fight contnues.

Dio will monologue in his "9" Dio seconds despite the fact he has 9 seconds in timestop.

by fourisunlucky October 27, 2020

Josie second

A Josie second is an infinitely small amount of time if you want someone to get out of a challenge use Josie seconds

You have 5 Josie seconds to win

by smartboithatknowshowtospell April 10, 2021

quadruple-second-cousin

Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021