Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

by Cay919 December 4, 2017

Second-hand Gamer

When someone says they are a gamer, but they do not actually experience playing the game themselves. They only watch other people's walkthroughs/play throughs/let's plays/etc. to gain knowledge of the game.

Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Matt is a gamer?!
Person 2: Nah, bro. He's never actually played the game. He only watches people play. Like a Second-hand Gamer or something.

by AssSassClass December 12, 2017

Sefonias

One of the greatest to ever do it. Speaks every language known to man. Known to many as 小黑黑, but known to even more as friend. Love you Sefonias, I hope you never die. Curly hair, don't care. Smart AF, DTF, and hot AF. AF all around.

Love Riley <3
and Alyssa and Sam.

Waterloo Squirter: Hey man, do you know Sefonias?
Person 1: You mean 小黑黑? Yeah he's cute as hell.
Waterloo Squirter: Back off man.

by Waterloo Squirter November 15, 2018

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018

sexfold

a blindfold or bandana used for sexual purposes

“That’s the sexfold. We only use it when shit goes down.”

by iicyberalex February 17, 2019

second childhood

Not to be confused wif da "wholesome" procedure of an adult's purchasing vintage/nostalgic items on E-Bay so dat he can again savor stuff dat he'd enjoyed as a youngster, this snortingly-sarcastic "air-quotes" term resentfully refers to when a grownup begins exhibiting similar immature/careless behavior dat he'd performed as a child. This unwise/unhealthy practice can be especially upsetting and disconcerting to any teenage/young-adult offspring of said middle-aged misbehaver, since like as not said parent had admonishingly "drilled and drummed" da supposed virtues of "proper" behavior and speech into said youngsters, and so they now feel betrayed when they see dat their own "guider and lecturer" is HIMSELF now mindlessly disregarding his own teachings, and is subjecting THEM to da very same "selfish and uncivilized" crap dat HE had always claimed stressed/disappointed HIM so much if any of THEM "stepped out of line" like dat.

A classic --- and hilarious --- case of grownups' shockingly/shamelessly indulging in a "second childhood" is da 1930 Laurel and Hardy film "Brats", where Stan and Ollie --- though constantly censuring their cranky and selfish pint-sized juniors for their disgraceful bickery attitudes and thoughtless anti-social interactions --- themselves actually behave just as immaturely and unbecomingly towards each other, as well.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

secondary school

A school from kids/teens from 11-18. Throughout the years you turn into a chav. You loose your virginity and you probably do drugs and smoke. Year 8+ bully the new year 7s. One of the most shit places in the world

secondary school summed up is like this:
year 7: “oi what you sayin bruv ill smash your face in innit”
year 10: pulls him against the lockers
year 10: shut up you little cocky fuckin kid”
year 7: “ayo you can’t do nothin blud ill just tell innit”

by unknown xo September 16, 2019