scritch

to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.

Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!

by Garth1 July 8, 2007

scratch

A very skinny or scrawny looking person of the male gender. They are easily recognized by pencil -sized arms, sunken chest, and emaciated faces. The definition works best with those who believe they are actually muscular, have a nice body. They are usually found accentuating their pathetic features by wearing muscle shirts,daisy dukes, athletic clothing, etc. The saying is derived from the width of a "scratch in the wall"

Look at that scratch over there with the 10 pound dumbells. Who is he foolin..........he thinks he is hulk hogan with that tank top on. He looks more like a heroin addict than anything.

by john paul mac August 6, 2006

punani bum scratch

A vagina that likes too scratch its bum.

"Rainbow my Punani Bum scratch" said the lady.

by Punani Bumscratch June 22, 2008

scritch

Furry sex. Can be noun or verb. Similar to the word Fuck but only applies to acts between furrys

I need a good scritch.

Look at that babe in the turtle outfit, I'd love to scritch that.

by Bob the furry May 5, 2007

noodle scratcher

women banging her bean

fucking ada look at that boiler she's a proper noodle scratcher.

by mickey mottmuncher April 12, 2009

scratchez

tori

hello scratchez

by krista April 21, 2003

screaching weasel

pounding your hairy penis into into a vagina or anus and recieving an orgasm of a high pitch

last night i pounded her so hard i got a screaching weasel

by MOTORHEAD!!! November 23, 2006